I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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