I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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