I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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