Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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