My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
This is not my ceiling
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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