Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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