kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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