And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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