I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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