Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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