She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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