Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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