Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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