I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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