SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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