I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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