Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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