There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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