we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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