Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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