if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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