Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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