So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just gift wrapped bread.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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