Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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