community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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