How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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