I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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