Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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