Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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