and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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