Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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