Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wear drunk well.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Randomize
