Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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