You're so nebulous sometimes
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Is it because I queefed?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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