i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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