Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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