She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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