tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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