Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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