why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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