i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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