eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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