Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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