that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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