So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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