i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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