My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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