My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
