lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Less talking, more tequila
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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