I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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