CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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