get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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