To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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