The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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