Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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